By Do you think Obama got tanked last night? I bet he did. I bet that Independence Day is the one day of the year the sitting president is allowed to just get ludicrously liquored up and act the fool in front of millions of equally sloshed Americans. And Biden’s trying to impress Hillary by doing a bunch of Jager shots in a row, but then he totally yaks all over her pantsuit, and she kicks his ass back down to Number One Observatory Circle with all the other punk-ass veeps.
Oh yeah, we’re recording tonight! Ask us all those weird questions, and we’ll be a-gold.