Body Snatchers: Drive scorpion jacket

_{[Body Snatchers is Flixist’s ode to film shirts that are clever or awesome enough to cover and consume our bodies.]}

For the generous price of $159 plus shipping and handling, you too can be a real human being (and a real hero) with this replica ivory scorpion jacket from the movie Drive! Steady, a provider in vintage clothing, is putting a limited 6 month run on these jackets, so act fast (and by act fast, I really mean think about it and decide whether or not to order it within the next 6 months).

Some of you may be cheap and think that $160 + for a jacket from a year old movie may be too much to pay, but think of all the money you would save on dates or buying drinks or prostitution. Just put on this jacket and you will be in a perpetual state of getting laid.

_{Side effects to wearing the Drive scorpion jacket includes: Nausea, children born out of wed lock, verbal constipation, mild addiction to tooth picks, violent homicidal outbursts, night calls and Hot Dogosling. Please consult your physician before using Steady’s Drive replica ivory scorpion jacket. *Guarantee not guaranteed}