Trailer: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

This new international trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation is basically the first two trailers edited together without the awesome White Stripes or Jay-Z songs. It’s like totes serious this time, fo’ real. We do get one new scene though. More of the “President” and Cobra’s (COBRAAAA!!) bomb thing. 

Yet…there’s still no additional footage of Channing Tatum. The whole reason this was pushed to March 29th next year was either because the lack of Tatum’s sexiness tested poorly or that 3D is like the wave of the future and it didn’t have enough 3D. Oddly, the trailer doesn’t boast either of those things. It’s almost as if it were a mistake they’re regretting, but no…that can’t be right.