Snaps of Megan Fox as April O’Neil released

Sigh. Michael Bay’s ruin-everything-crusade is now landing into the TMNT universe with a thudding smash of expected disappointment. These sentences can barely contain my apathy. Here’s some shots of Megan Fox looking vaguely attractive, not calling Michael Bay a Hitler and not wearing a yellow jumpsuit. As April O’Neil. Are we all being massively trolled or something?

Really, I don’t have that many words to describe this blasphemy. By this point I’ve grown comfortable to the fact that nostalgia-dripping properties get handed to Michael Bay to be grinded into worthless nothing. Still, I guess I can’t completely complain. It could be worse right? Right?