Dear film industry: if a remake of this film is not announced by one year from now, I will quit you. I will quit you and bust your tail lights with a baseball bat and then stab you with the plastic shards. Then I will reanimate your corpse and remake Weekend At Bernie’s. Two.
Secret villains, Nicolas Cage public fornication, and more from Monday await you below.
Originals:
NYCC: Cosplay from lazy Sunday
Reviews:
CIFF Review: Sleeping Beauty (2011)
CIFF Review: George the Hedgehog
CIFF Review: Juan of the Dead
London Film Festival Review: Hara-Kiri
News:
Box Office Numbers: Robots > Dance > Alien Paranoia
New poster and teaser image for The Three Stooges
NYCC: The Batman: Year One panel
Watch: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor’s Hammer
Details on Rubicon, the remake of Seven Samurai
Rumor: Is there a surprise villain in Man of Steel?
Hasbro in talks for fourth Transformers movie, duh
The Adventures of Tintin: new poster and fan-made credits
Trailers and Videos:
Trailer: Hostel Part III
