Review: Burlesque
[I will from here-on omit screenshots of this film and present half naked photos of Christina Aguilera.] Burlesque is a performance driven film ...
Director ditched Dreamworks for derivative Alien Rock Band
Those of you who dared to accept Kung Fu Panda‘s staring contest challenge might not be aware that it isn’t being helmed by ...
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Review: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time is a movie based on a videogame, directed by a man who hates videogames. Needless to ...
X-Files 3 kind of maybe exists but probably doesn’t.
For the briefest of moments, The X-Files appeared to have one last dance left in it. For those who vaguely remember, the last ...
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Review: Four Lions
Ever hear that tale about the pub full of professional comedians? They all memorize this book of jokes so completely that they recite ...
New Zealand government declares war on sheep
After what is estimated to be as much as less than one fatality, New Zealand has responded to the recent seizure of Hobbiton ...
Sheep respond violently to The Hobbit
In a turn of events that I will no doubt regret for as long as I live, sheep have responded violently to plans ...
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Review: The Stepfather
The Stepfather (1987) is a movie I would find as a kid among the grocery store VHS tapes. I would sneak a peek ...
Abandoned Hobbiton settled by sheep
I remember a friend of mine saying that she would leave everything behind to settle in The Shire. Well it seems she just ...
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Review: Last Train Home
It’s difficult to review the documentary Last Train Home without knowing more of Chinese politics, economics, and social tradition. I suspect without the ...
Terrence Malick versus Thor!
Two men enter, one god leaves. In what will no doubt be the quickest grudge match ever recorded in history, Terrence “The Hermit†...
Luc Besson to direct another sci-fi epic
The sorely missed director of yesteryear Luc Besson has declared his intention to helm his first substantial undertaking in far too long, and ...