The Uncanny Valley is just lazy production design
On Thursday, July 18th, all of the eyes of nerd culture should have been turned towards San Diego Comic-Con. What has been known ...
On behalf of theatre fans I apologize for the Cats trailer
I’ve been trying to rewrite this intro for the better for part 10 minutes just trying to succinctly sum up my thoughts on ...
Trailers
Everything goes to hell in the trailer for Preacher’s final season
You know your trailer is good when it starts off with a resurrected Adolf Hitler playing piano for an inbred Jesus Christ. In ...
Watch people say a whole lot of nothing about Tom Hooper’s Cats
Okay, this joke has gone on long enough. I’ve been incredibly skeptical of Tom Hooper’s latest movie musical, Cats, since I first heard ...
Features
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is now the best Disney movie
It seems as the more time passes, the closer we get to Disney controlling most of the free world. That may seem like ...
Friendly reminder; Danny Trejo is a monkey in this Dora and the Lost City of Gold trailer
It says a lot for my state of mind when I decide to call dibs on talking about the new Dora and the ...
Steven Universe: The Movie gets a new poster and a new time period
After giving it about half a year to sit, I’m pretty happy with how Steven Universe ended. It could have tied things in a ...
The Decade Decathlon: 2012
Welcome back to the Decade Decathlon, where we’re taking an extended look back at the past decade of filmmaking to see what worked, ...
Disney’s Mulan teaser trailer looks like a really good war drama
I don’t know if this is a popular sentiment, but I haven’t been the biggest fan of the live-action remake crusade that Disney ...
Todd Phillips claims that Joker “doesn’t follow anything” from the comics
The closer we get to Joker’s release, the more interested I am in the movie. I can’t help myself since every scrap of ...
Review: Midsommar
If I’m being perfectly honest with myself, I’ve been pretty disillusioned with the horror genre in recent months. I really do hate to ...
Reviews
Review: Norm of the North: King Sized Adventure
For the past week, I’ve been down in the swamplands of Georgia hanging out with friends and having a complete blast at an ...