Box Office Numbers: Oh come on
Hey, The Help. Here we are again. We need to talk. I’ve seen you around the playground picking on the little kids. Yeah, ...
Weekend Watchlist: Screw it, Hot Fuzz
That’s what I said this weekend, at least. With absolutely no desire to venture out into the throngs to see movies that probably ...
After the Credits: Our hero
This video gives me an idea for a new superhero: Captain Profanity. His super power would involve visiting kindergartens and cursing a lot. ...
Bloggers Wanted: A true classic
UPDATE: Last week! Get those blogs in to be eligible for the contest. What does the word “classic” mean to you? An old ...
After the Credits: Aw, forget it
I said on Friday that if I survived the hurricane that today’s post would be called “After the hurricane.” Well, I did, but ...
After the Credits: Before the hurricane
Well, damn it. With any luck, on Monday you’ll see a “After the hurricane” version of the recap. This assumes that the call ...
Box Office Numbers: Small numbers
Well, I guess summer is over. On one hand, you could easily argue that this was a very competitive weekend at the box ...
Weekend Watchlist: Be very afraid
Hey peeps! Happy Monday! Tell me what you saw this weekend. Do it in song, or perhaps in a terrible .bmp. Or even ...
After the Credits: After the earthquake
On Tuesday, I earthquaked. From the third floor of what my office calls “the tower” I shook, I rattled, and I rolled (I ...
Box Office Numbers: Halp
When Cars 2 came out, it was “Drive My Car.” Now, it is “Help.” Which Beatles song will I reference in a most ...
After the Credits: Takoyaki
I want takoyaki. Delicious fried octopus balls? Give them to me now. Can you believe that August is almost over? I can’t. The ...
Box Office Numbers: Apetit
As the summer winds down, so do the numbers we see each weekend at the box office. Children visit Staples and load up ...