Mark Wahlberg, you are…NOT the Crow
You know when they reveal that the guy getting the 19th paternity test on Maury is not the father and they do that ...
Mark Wahlberg finally admits the obvious: The Happening blew
Spoilers below. You were warned. Leave it to Marky Mark to say what we’ve all been thinking for years: The Happening blew. Hard. ...
Spidey reboot’s Flash Thompson casting is dead on
Flash! Ah-ah! Savior of the uni- Oh. Wrong Flash. I’m pretty jazzed about the untitled Spider-Man reboot so far. With Emma Stone as ...
Inferno: Lohan’s out, Akerman’s in
If I was making a movie and had to chose between a hot actress who can’t act or stay out of the tabloids ...
Paranormal Activity is the new Saw and I’m okay with this
I didn’t see Paranormal Activity, but the trailer for its sequel showed me all I needed to know. I saw Paranormal Activity 2 ...
Clown: from fake trailer to real movie
Usually, attaching someone else’s name to your work without there permission is a terrible idea. But that didn’t stop the guys from ...
Behold: Harry Potter’s biggest fan/stalker
The person pictured above is not Harry Potter, despite his Youtube handle HarryPotterHimself. In reality, he is a fan. A big fan. Apparently ...
New True Grit posters are awesome in their simplicity
I’m very excited about True Grit. The Coen Brothers, the men behind The Big Lebowski, Burn After Reading, and Fargo (to name a ...
Some Like It Hot: Emma Watson
Back in middle school, I knew this girl. We revolved in different social circles, and she spent a lot of time studying, so ...
Paramount’s post-September 2011 film slate looks good
Last Friday, Viacom COO Tom Dooley unveiled a handful of movies coming out after September of next year from Paramount Pictures, and I ...
Jessica Alba: Cry-baby?
Jessica Alba is kind of a baby. When you set out to be an actor, there are certain realities you have to face. ...
Trailers
Oh boy! Cars 2 image, synopsis, and trailer
Cars is at the very bottom of my Pixar film list and having worked at the now-defunct KB Toys did the film no ...