Avatar 2 delayed because of 3 other Avatar sequels that will never get made at this rate

Avatar 2 is delayed. This is not a repeat from 2016. It is also not a repeat from 2015. The theme for the 2018 Avatar 2 delay will be “Under the Sea”. With this many delays, I swear James Cameron is secretly making a Don Quixote movie.

Cameron himself said that the film is delayed because of additional Avatar sequels.

“What people have to understand is that this is a cadence of releases,” Cameron said. “So, we’re not making Avatar 2–we’re making Avatar 2, 3, 4, and 5. It’s an epic undertaking. It’s not unlike building the Three Gorges dam.”

On the note of dams, I didn’t give a damn about the first Avatar, and I don’t give a damn about these sequels. It’s about damn time Cameron made another boisterous action movie, though. Dammit.