Donald Trump is a repugnant, obnoxious, ignorant goon who embodies everything wrong with The United States today. The rudderless demagogue is like some sentient steaming dump painfully excreted from the backside of my country’s id. As a caricature, he would be unbelievable, yet as a real person, he’s as dangerous as he is improbable. Trump’s popularity reminds us of the ugly shadows of the American soul, the ones we cannot deny exist and that must one day be brought to the light and, hopefully, diminished by the mere act of exposure.
Ahem.
That’s just a long way of saying Trump sucks. Voice actor Billy West, on the other hand, is awesome. He’s taken to Twitter to read some of Trump’s idiocies in a voice befitting of such a feckless blowhard: Futurama‘s pudgy braggart Zapp Brannigan.
A sample below. These are real things that Donald Trump has said. Real things.
ZAPP presents… Famous Trump Quotations! pic.twitter.com/jGzmsKM9cF
— Billy West (@TheBillyWest) August 10, 2016
ZAPP presents…Famous Trump Quotations! pic.twitter.com/cFq1rQ4veY
— Billy West (@TheBillyWest) August 11, 2016
Zapp presents…Famous Quotations from Donald J Trump! pic.twitter.com/eorklqXsMk
— Billy West (@TheBillyWest) August 12, 2016
ZAPP presents … Famous Trump Quotes! #WednesdayWisdom #ManWithAPlan pic.twitter.com/dpKJOVkTmA
— Billy West (@TheBillyWest) August 10, 2016
ZAPP presents…Famous Trump Quotations!#FamousPresidentalQuotes #WednesdayWisdom #ManWithAPlan pic.twitter.com/ztvTa9QVRU
— Billy West (@TheBillyWest) August 10, 2016
By the way: REGISTER TO VOTE.
[via AV Club]
