By Flixist’s very own Sean Walsh is a champion amongst challengers when it comes to porn parody titles. However, I don’t think he’d be able to top my title, The Sexpendables. Of course, knowing my luck, this parody already exists with female versions of the films’ main cast. Thanks for ruining another dream, porn industry. While The Expendables 2 topped the box office, its intake of $28m+ was well below what was expected of it. However, I’m sure it’ll gross more as its theatrical run goes on. I mean, who can turn down the manliest of casts with a film full of action? I haven’t seen it yet, but I hope they improved their one-liner quotability over its predecessor.
You can check out the rest of the box office numbers below.
[via Rentrak]1. The Expendables 2 – $28,750,000
2. The Bourne Legacy – $17,019,855
3. ParaNorman – $14,008,498
4. The Campaign – $13,385,000
5. Sparkle – $12,000,000
6. The Dark Knight Rises – $11,140,000
7. The Odd Life of Timothy Green – $10,909,000
8. Hope Springs – $9,100,000
9. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days – $3,850,000
10. Total Recall – $3,500,000