Review: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
There have now been two reboots of the classic Planet of the Apes franchise in the past decade. The first, starring Mark Wahlberg ...
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Review: Cowboys & Aliens
Disappointment thy name is Cowboys & Aliens. You want the summer’s action offerings to end with a big bang and I think we ...
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Review: The Guard
I know that this may seem like a tangent, but bear with me. You know how you have that friend who thinks he’s ...
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Review: Crazy Stupid Love
One look at the television spots for Crazy, Stupid, Love or, let’s face it, just reading the title, and your justifiable cynicism towards ...
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Review: The Smurfs
The Smurfs is not a good movie. It’s not even a good children’s movie, though children are so much easier to please. However, ...
Review: The Future
Fans of Miranda July’s full-length directorial debut Me and You and Everyone We Know have been waiting for the multi-talented artist to return ...
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Review: The Captains
Have you ever had a conversation with someone who didn’t know how to take turns? I mean, most people know how to talk ...
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Review: The Myth of the American Sleepover
I’m not sure when it happened, but somewhere in my mid-20’s I grew this abnormal hatred for teenagers. I hate their hormone infested ...
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Review: Captain America: The First Avenger
[My fourth Captain America movie review in four days. Think I’m finished? Look out for How To Do It: Captain America II next ...
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Review: Tabloid
Tabloid magazines these days are pretty unavoidable, assuming you’re not a shut-in. Every time I get in line at the supermarket, I can’t ...
Review: Friends With Benefits
If this were a newspaper, where we could get creative with our titles (instead of the required “Review: Friends With Benefits“), I would ...
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Review: Captain America (1990)
After not one trip, but two through Captain America’s motion picture memory insane, there’s one last live-action blotch on the property before Joe ...