Five-year-old screenwriter wows audiences with Fast Five

Yes, I’m well aware this is a fake video made by The Onion, but considering Fast Five‘s mere existence, this video could have easily been true. In a segment on The Onion’s “morning show” Today, Jim and Tracy talk with Chris Morgan, the purported five-year-old screenwriter of Fast Five. The interview covers his experiences working with major actors, his creative control over his script, and writing Wanted. His goals for the fifth film? “I want the cars to drive fast and then some of them explode.” I think that says it all.

Here’s looking forward to 600 more entries in the franchise.