Paramount Pictures recently acquired the rights to a action/heist script called Swindle. Is it because of the strong lack of heist films? The involvement of Moneyball producer Michael DeLuca? Might be, but I have a strong inkling that it has something everything to do with the fact that the project is being developed for Zoe Saldana and Megan Fox. Minor details like plot are unknown at the moment, but I’m sure that’s not what’s on your mind at the moment.
Apparently, both Saldana and Fox pursued the project because they’ve always wanted to work together. My theory: Saldana/Fox are evil super geniuses who are using this film to bring about an Amazonian revolution by rendering men into blubbering hard ons enslaved in local theaters showing Swindle on a 24 hour loop, leaving women to take their rightful place as rulers of the world.
It’s a brilliant plan, one that I will not fight as long as the film is rated NC-17. Please, dear god, be NC-17.
[via JoBlo]
