If you don’t think Ghostbusters is one of the best movies ever made, you’re probably a Communist terrorist tax dodger. You are literally the worst person possible. That’s an accomplishment worthy of some applause. I’d bet even Hitler would have liked Ghostbusters. Geoff eats cereal like an idiot and lives in Chicago, the Dagobah of Earth, and he likes Ghostbusters. If you told me you didn’t like Ghostbusters, I would probably stab you in the face, just so you couldn’t spread your horrible ideology. You f***ing bastard.
Anyway, if you’re in the subhuman class of people that don’t like Ghostbusters, cover your gnarled, evil ears, because Ghostbusters is getting a theatrical re-release next month. Those are the only details that exist on the re-release at this time. There’s no word on whether or not it will be a special affair with a specific theater chain, like the recent 25th anniversary screenings of the Back to the Future movies at AMC theaters, or if it will be a wider sort of release. Regardless, I will be there. I just wish I had the time and money to invest in making a Ghostbuster uniform and proton pack.
God, I love Ghostbusters.
[Via Collider, Via The Ghostbusters Facebook page]
