Hey, listeners? You’re a turd. A stinky fat turd. Go sniff a jock strap, you poophead. You love patting boys butts. You love patting boys butts, butt. You butt patter. You’re a perv, and a loser, and a stinky turd.
So ask us stuff.
Hey, butt patters, ask The Flixist Show your questions!
By Alex Katz