By Awards season is long over and all the best films have walked away with their prestigious awards. But what about all the not-best films that people teenage girls liked? When do they get the credit they don’t deserve? Who is willing to sink to the lower levels and give awards for important things like ‘Best Kiss.’ Why, if it isn’t MTV to the rescue with this year’s 2011 nominations for the MTV Movie Awards.
Where else could the likes of Twilight mingle with Black Swan in a best picture category? What other award show would put Jennifer Anniston in Just Go With It into the ‘Best Actress’ category? When else would you seriously be worried that a fight scene from Twilight: Eclipse could ever beat out the rotating hallway fight in Inception for ‘Best Fight’? Where else (other than the even lower than low People’s Choice Awards) could Grown Ups be nominated for anything? And really, when else would you ever get to see Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson duke it out for best actor in the same movie?
Ahh, the will of the people teenage girls is strong and they have created their nominee list and now they shall create their winners and we shall cringe in horror as Twilight: Eclipse wins every category — even the ones it wasn’t nominated for.
The full list of nominees is after the break and if you think you want to attempt to make good movies and actors win you can vote over on MTV.com.
Best Movie
“Black Swan”
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1”
“Inception”
“The Social Network”
“The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Best Female Performance
Emma Stone, “Easy A”
Emma Watson, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1”
Jennifer Aniston, “Just Go With It”
Kristen Stewart, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Natalie Portman, “Black Swan”
Best Male Performance
Daniel Radcliffe, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1”
Jesse Eisenberg, “The Social Network”
Robert Pattinson, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Taylor Lautner, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Zac Efron, “Charlie St. Cloud”
Best Breakout Star
Andrew Garfield, “The Social Network”
Chloë Grace Moretz, “Kick-Ass”
Hailee Steinfeld, “True Grit”
Jay Chou, “The Green Hornet”
Olivia Wilde, “TRON: Legacy”
Xavier Samuel, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Best Comedic Performance
Adam Sandler, “Just Go With It”
Ashton Kutcher, “No Strings Attached”
Emma Stone, “Easy A”
Russell Brand, “Get Him to the Greek”
Zach Galifianakis, “Due Date”
Best Line From A Movie (New Category)
Alexys Nycole Sanchez, “Grown Ups”: “I want to get chocolate wasted.”
Amanda Bynes and Emma Stone, “Easy A”: Amanda Bynes: “There is a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.” Emma Stone: “Tom Cruise?”
Jesse Eisenberg, “The Social Network”: “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.”
Justin Timberlake and Andrew Garfield, “The Social Network”: Justin Timberlake: “… A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool?” Andrew Garfield: “A billion dollars. And that shut everybody up.”
Tom Hardy, “Inception”: “You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger darling.”
Best Villain
Christoph Waltz, “The Green Hornet”
Leighton Meester, “The Roommate”
Mickey Rourke, “Iron Man 2”
Ned Beatty, “Toy Story 3”
Tom Felton, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1”
Best Fight
Amy Adams vs. The Sisters, “The Fighter”
Chloë Grace Moretz vs. Mark Strong, “Kick-Ass”
Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint vs. Death Eaters, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs. Hallway Attacker, “Inception”
Robert Pattinson vs. Bryce Dallas Howard and Xavier Samuel, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Best Kiss
Ellen Page and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, “Inception”
Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1”
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, “Black Swan”
Best Jaw-Dropping Moment
James Franco, “127 Hours,” Cuts Off His Arm
Justin Bieber, “Justin Bieber: Never Say Never,” Performance Spectacular
Leonardo DiCaprio and Ellen Page, “Inception,” Paris Café Scene
Natalie Portman, “Black Swan,” Mutilation: Pulls the Skin off Her Finger
Steve-O, “Jackass 3D,” Port-A-Potty Bungee Stunt
Best Scared-As-Sh– Performance
Ashley Bell, “The Last Exorcism”
Ellen Page, “Inception”
Jessica Szohr, “Piranha 3D”
Minka Kelly, “The Roommate”
Ryan Reynolds, “Buried”
Biggest Badass Star
Alex Pettyfer, “I Am Number Four”
Chloë Grace Moretz, “Kick-Ass”
Jaden Smith, “The Karate Kid”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, “Inception”
Robert Downey Jr., “Iron Man 2”
