Netflix Now: 5 O’Clock Somewhere Edition

There are a few solid additions this week and a lot more horrible ones. This week brings us Thor and Adventureland, neither of which I was particularly fond of in theaters but was drunk enough to completely forget. Maybe they’re decent, who knows! I sure don’t remember. Alcohol is the savior of any bad movie.

Netflix also has quite a few options to celebrate last week’s Pride Week, with such subtle titles as Naked Boys Singing! and BearCity. None of them look particularly good, but there’s nothing wrong with a silly, raunchy comedy. You know what would help if you don’t like those? Alcohol. There’s also Beast Wars. I had some of those as a kid. They were pretty sweet, and you didn’t even need booze.

Hit the jump for liver damage!

• 3-Day Weekend
• Accident
• Adventureland
• America in Primetime (TV)
• America’s Scenic Rail Journeys (TV)
• The Animal Train
• Another Gay Movie
• BearCity
• Beast Wars: Transformers (TV)
• Beauty
• Becoming Human: Nova (TV)
• Boy Culture
• Break Up
• The Conquest
• Declaration of War
• Don’t Go in the Woods
• Everybody’s Fine
• Extract
• Flames of Desire (TV)
• Frontline: Bush’s War (TV)
• Full Tilt Boogie
• Heartland (TV)
• Hood of Horror
• How the Toys Saved Christmas
• Hunted by Night
• Is It Just Me?
• Jim Henson’s The Storyteller (TV)
• Jim Henson’s The Storyteller: Greek Myths (TV)
• Johnny Test (TV)
• Kill Speed
• KISS: Rock the Nation: Live
• The Last Rites of Joe May
• Live Nude Comedy
• Lonesome Dove (TV)
• Longhorns
• The Man on the Train
• Mary Marie
• The Mighty
• Monroe: Class of ’76
• Naked Boys Singing!
• Northeast
• The Phoenix and the Carpet
• Playback
• Playing by Heart
• Pretty Little Liars (TV)
• Redwoods
• Resurrect Dead: The Mystery of the Toynbee Tiles
• Return to Lonesome Dove (TV)
• Rogue Trader
• Romantics Anonymous
• The Rum Diary
• Sky Dancers (TV)
• The Story of David (TV)
• Teaching Mrs. Tingle
• The Thief and the Cobbler
• This Is What Love in Action Looks Like
• Thor
• Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie
• Time Out
• Track Down
• Train to Nowhere
• The Trip
• The Twins Effect 2
• Zero Bridge

_{New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.}