I don’t remember Harriet the Spy being a terribly good movie, but its childlike sense of espionage was absolutely gripping as a kid. The house we rented at the time had a cinderblock wall with a few blocks jutting out at a perfect interval for climbing, with my landlord’s unoccupied lot full of overgrown flora next door. A friend and I enjoyed climbing the wall, notepads in hand, and taking note of the absolute lack of activity in the empty lot. We were totally real spies, man.
Indie Game: The Movie also graces Netflix with its presence this week, along with a collection of horror movies from the sixties and seventies. There’s also The Smurfs and the Magic Flute. Have you ever seen The Smurfs and the Magic Flute? Fun fact: the Smurfs don’t even show up for the first damn half hour, so you’re just sitting there, watching these characters you don’t care about, and wondering where all the little blue things you were hoping for have gone.
TV brings us the Walking Dead, The Office, 30 Rock, One Tree Hill, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Saturday Night Live from the past couple of years, an assortment of Korean shows, some nature documentaries, the fabulous RuPaul’s Drag Race, Rescue Me, Undeclared, and Freaks and Geeks, one of my favorite TV shows ever.
Hit the jump, unless you’re a butt-patter.
- 3D Dive (TV)
- 4.3.2.1
- 30 Rock (TV)
- Alligator Kingdom
- Apartment 143
- Artists and Models
- Baby Daddy (TV)
- Battle of Britain
- Becoming a Billionaire (TV)
- Below Zero
- Beware of Christians
- Bloodlust
- Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
- Breaking and Entering
- Bringing Out the Dead
- Bringing Up Bobby
- The Broken Tower
- A Bronx Tale
- Cadfael (TV)
- Carnage1
- Cat Run
- Checkmate
- Columbus Circle
- Comic Book Men (TV)
- Coriolanus
- Curious George (TV)
- D
- Dark Legacy
- Death Watch
- The Devil’s Hand
- Dressed to Kill
- Equilibrium
- Empire of Silver
- Fast Girls
- Fire Ants
- Fiza
- Flatline
- Flower Boy Ramen Shop (TV)
- Force
- Forest of Bandi: Fireflies
- Freaks and Geeks (TV)
- Get the Gringo
- Gnarr
- Golden Chicken I
- Golden Chicken II
- A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
- Harriet the Spy
- The Haunted (TV)
- Headhunters
- Headshot
- The Hedgehog
- Hospitalite
- Houdini
- How Stuff Works (TV)
- I Kissed a Vampire
- Indie Game: The Movie
- The Innkeepers
- Jim Norton: Please Be Offended
- The Job (TV)
- Just Around the Corner
- Kalahari Meerkats (TV)
- Kathy Griffin: Pants Off
- Kathy Griffin: Tired Hooker
- L!fe Happens
- Lost Cause
- Lost Empires (TV)
- Love Simple
- The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
- The Master Gunfighter
- Master of Study (TV)
- Max
- MicroPlanet
- Night Train to Munich
- The Office (US) (TV)
- One Nation Under God
- One Tree Hill (TV)
- Operation: Proposal (TV)
- Padam Padam (TV)
- Paranormal Witness (TV)
- The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall
- Plankton Invasion (TV)
- Racing with the Moon
- The Rally
- Redemption: For Robbing the Dead
- Reggaeton
- Remains
- Rescue Me (TV)
- Ride & Fly
- Rise & Shine: The Jay DeMerit Story
- Room 304
- Rosewood Lane
- RuPaul’s Drag Race
- Safari Encyclopedia
- Saturday Night Live: The 2010s (TV)
- Saving Faith
- The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption
- The Secret Life of the American Teenager (TV)
- Set Apart
- Shuffle
- Slither
- The Smurfs and the Magic Flute
- Spirit of Bangkok
- Summer Rental
- Surviving Hitler: A Love Story
- Things You Can Tell Just By Looking at Her
- To Whom it May Concern: Ka Shen’s Journey
- Toomelah
- Trip With the Teacher
- Troll
- Undeclared (TV)
- Undertaker: The Streak
- Upside
- The Walking Dead (TV)
- We Are the Hartmans
- You Will Be Mine
New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.