By By now you’ve probably heard of Amy’s Baking Company in Scottsdale, AZ. The restaurant owners had an epic social media meltdown because of a bats**t crazy appearance on Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsay. If you haven’t heard about this, you have now, and may whatever deity or building you worship have mercy on your soul before you stream something on Netflix.
The biggies I can spot this week are Kill List, The Inbetweeners Movie, Antichrist, and Y Tu Mama Tabien, with House at the End of the Street and Freaky Deaky bringing up the rear. I’m pretty interested in seeing Walk Away Renee since I really dug Tarnation way back when that film came out.
After the cut, all the new stuff on Netflix Watch Instantly since last week’s 753-title deluge, including the return of the Netflix Now Awards. Also, some crazy ass chefs.
- 30 Beats
- 30 Days
- Among Thieves
- Angelina Ballerina: Mousling Mysteries
- Arrested Development (Trailer)
- Antichrist
- Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader
- August
- Beast Beneath
- Behind the Mask
- Belphegor: Phantom of the Louvre
- Blackwoods
- Capone
- Carry On Cleo
- Carry On Cowboy
- Chain Link
- Cheerful Weather for the Wedding
- Cherry Tree Lane
- The Club
- Cracks
- Crowsnest
- Da Hip Hop Witch
- Dark Fields
- Dark Planet
- Darkness Falls
- Dead Snow
- Death Is a Woman
- Doomsdayer
- Drifters
- Emile
- Eternal Revenge
- The Eternal
- Everybody Says I’m Fine!
- Example Short 23.976 III
- Example Short 23.976 IV
- Fatal Attractions: Season 2
- Fighting Tommy Riley
- First Circle
- Flame and Citron
- Freaky Deaky
- The Great Bear Scare
- The Greenskeeper
- Heart of the King
- Hellgate
- Hijack’d
- Hitler’s Children
- House at the End of the Street
- In Her Skin
- The Inbetweeners Movie
- Infection
- Inhale
- Intern
- Intimate Enemies
- Isn’t Life Wonderful!
- It’s All Happening
- It’s All Over Town
- It’s Never Too Late
- J.S. Bach: The Music, The Life, The Legend
- Jacked Up
- Jake and the Never Land Pirates: Season 1
- Kai po che!
- Keep Your Eyes Open
- Keys to Freedom
- Kill List
- Little Witches
- Malibu Spring Break
- Marked for Murder
- Maya
- Mind the Gap
- Misbegotten
- Miss Annie Rooney
- Moonbase
- Mutant Species
- National Lampoon’s TV: The Movie
- Nipples and Palm Trees
- Offender
- On the Ice
- The Other Woman
- Out Late
- The Pact
- Perlasca
- Price Check
- Prophets of Science Fiction: Season 1
- Pursuit of Happiness
- Robin Hood: The Ghost of Sherwood
- Rodentz
- Sasquatch
- Satanic
- The Slaughterhouse Massacre
- Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You
- The Sorcerer and the White Snake
- Spitfire
- Step Up to the Plate
- Strictly Sexual
- Te Presento a Laura
- That Guy… Who Was in That Thing
- They’re Out of the Business
- Top Secret
- Tracks of a Killer
- Tron: Uprising: Season 1
- Walk Away Renee
- Wannabes
- Where Is Parsifal?
- Wilby Wonderful
- Yelling to the Sky
- Y Tu Mamá También
New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.
Weekly Netflix Now Awards
Most Likely to Be Watched First
Kill List
Honorable mention: Flame and Citron
Documentary I’m Most Interested In
Hitler’s Children
Honorable mention: Walk Away Renee
Most Likely to Be Watched Out of Perversity
Nipples and Palm Trees
Honorable mention: Belphegor: Phantom of the Louvre
She’s Totally a Cute Goth Chick Too
Death Is a Woman
The Citizen Kane of Genital Mutilation Movies
Antichrist
My Favorite Word to Use in Short Stories When I Was a Teen
Misbegotten
Honorable mention: Sasquatch
Sadly Not That Top Secret
Top Secret
Thankfully Not That Darkness Falls
Darkness Falls
Sequel That Surpasses the Original
Example Short 23.976 IV
Best Title for a Sad-But-Happy-Sounding Power Pop Song
Everybody Says I’m Fine!
Honorable mentions: Isn’t Life Wonderful!, Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You
Bach Sounds Motherfucking Hardcore, Son!
J.S. Bach: The Music, The Life, The Legend
Sounds Like a Tobe Hooper/Kurt Vonnegut Collaboration That Should Have Happened
The Slaughterhouse Massacre
Best Title
That Guy… Who Was in That Thing
Honorable mention: Da Hip Hop Witch
