Netflix Now: Kim Kardashian and Her Baby Yeezus Edition

Both Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had big releases this week. And both were about the size of a human baby. Kim Kardashian finally had her baby girl (which she’ll probably name Krysanthemum Kaleidoscope Kardashian), and Kanye West finally had his baby Yeezus. Yeezus is alright so far. It reminds me of 808s & Heartbreak in the way that it’s not exactly as radio friendly as My Beautiful Dark and Twisted Fantasy but still brings the hooks. And despite the amount of new stuff on Netflix this week, I’ve been watching a lot of Keeping Up With the Kardashians since it was recommended it to me awhile back. It’s fantastic and everyone should watch it ever (someone help me please). 

For those not interested in the Kardashians for some reason, the big additions this week are Miami Connection (which Hubes referred to as the “Citizen Kane of Florida-based Taekwondo movies), Super (an excellent dissection of mental illness and superheroes), Man of the House (a University of Texas starring film featuring pretty actresses as cheerleaders and Tommy Lee Jones), and finally there’s Silent Hill: Revelation (a videogame movie that exists because reasons whatever).

Hit the jump for the full list of Netflix Instant additions plus some of dat Yeezy.

• 12 Signs of Love
• American Wedding
• And Now a Word From Our Sponsor
• Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru Nui
• Bionicle: Mask of Light: The Movie
• Blackenstein
• Branded
• Code of the West
• Deadline
• Delhi Safari
• El Cielo en Tu Mirada
• Elf Bowling: The Movie
• Flypaper
• Heartland: Season Four
• Hell’s House
• Himmatwala
• Hit and Miss
• Home Before Midnight
• La Ultima Muerte
• LEGO Atlantis
• LEGO: Hero Factory: Breakout
• LEGO Friends: New Girl in Town
• LEGO Ninjago: King of Shadows
• LEGO Ninjago Masters of Spinjitsu
• LEGO Ninjago Masters of Spinjitsu: Way of the Ninja
• Lost and Delirious
• The Love Section
• Loving the Bad Man
• The Magic Flute
• Man of the House
• Maria Di Nazaret
• Miami Connection
• My Babysitter’s a Vampire
• Not Suitable for Children
• Of Human Bondage
• Park Avenue: Money, Power, and the American Dream
• Reggie Watts: Why $#!+ So Crazy?
• Reincarnated
• Rob Delaney: Live at the Bowery Ballroom
• Rolling Thunder
• Samuel Bleak
• Silent Hill: Revelation
• Spiders
• Straight A’s 
• Super
• Totem Blue
• Toys in the Attic
• Trailer: Broken Down
• Trailer: Ice Cream
• Trailer: Orange is the New Black
• Trailer: Strip Search
• True Nature
• Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal
• Unfinished Spaces

_{New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.}

Weekly Netflix Now Awards

Most Likely to be Watched First

Miami Connection

Wide Release Made to be Watched Through Netflix Instant

Super (Honorable Mention: Branded)

Most Likely to be Watched Out of Perverse Curiousity

Man of the House 

Wow This Movie Actually Exists

Blackenstein

Why is This A Thing? 

Silent Hill: Revelation

Me on a Tuesday

Lost and Delirious

Me on a Friday

Rolling Thunder 

Me on a Sunday

Not Suitable For Children

Best Title

Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal