What’s Manatees Day? When I tried typing in “Manantine’s Day” in my phone it auto corrected to “Manatees Day” thus making it the best idea ever. I figure I can call what I do every Valentine’s Day (eat a bunch of junk food, watch really bad movies with a group of friends) “Manatees Day” since you gain enough weight to give birth to a baby manatee yourself. So there we go. At least Netflix Instant loves me.
This week we have the second season of House of Cards (still haven’t gotten around to watching it since I was always more of a Orange is the New Black fan), Disney’s Brother Bear, and Passion, a super terrible movie where sexy women do sexily confusing things. Seems fitting.
Hit the jump for the full list of Netflix Instant additions for the week.
- 30 for 30: The Price of Gold
- 6Teen
- Alyce Kills
- Bridezillas: Season 10
- Brother Bear
- Chocolate Sundaes
- Clifford the Big Red Dog
- Clifford’s Puppy Days
- Cloudburst
- Cottage Country
- Danland
- The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec
- Haunter
- The Haunting of Helena
- Filthy Gorgeous: The Bob Guccione Story
- Four
- House of Cards: Season 2
- Inch’Allah
- Ingenious
- Lab Rats: Season 2
- Mercury Man
- The Motivation
- My Normal
- The Network
- Passion
- Primates of the Seven Seas
- The Pyramid Code
- The Rooftop
- Ruby Gloom
- Saving General Yang
- The Seasoning House
- The Summit
- Were the World Mine
- Zombie Night
New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.
Weekly Netflix Now Awards
Most Likely to be Watched First
House of Cards: Season 2
Most Likely to be Rewatched First
Brother Bear
Wide Release Made to be Seen via Netflix Instant
Passion
Most Likely to be Watched Out of Perverse Curiousity
Passion
Most Likely to Never Leave My Queue
Passion
Most Likely to be Watched Alone of Manatees Day
Passion
Most Likely to be Watched While Sobbing Gently
Passion
Most Likely to be Watched While I Drunkenly Call My Ex-Girlfriend
Passion
Most Likely to be Watched While I Sit in Front of Her House Again
Passion
Most Likely to be Watched While She Calls the Cops
Passion
Best Title
Clifford the Big Re- SARAH WHY WON’T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
