Netflix this week is all about building up expectations and shooting them down again, possibly to collect your inevitable tears in a glass jar for safe-keeping. If you just can’t wait until this Friday, you can fill the void with Kiara the Brave, which is totally the same this as Disney’s Brave, what with the red-headed heroine. The rest of the selections just sound like something they’re not. There’s Reindeerspotting: Escape from Santa Land (about overcoming crippling drug addiction, not holiday cheer), Karz (about a rock star avenging a murder, not animated vehicles), Dick: The Devil Dared Me To (about a stuntman, not a crazy anti-gay religious cult), and Break Ke Baad (a Bollywood movie about teen lovers, not a TV show about meth production).
On the plus side, there are a few selections that look legitimately interesting this week. There’s Rosemary & Thyme, a British show about a retired constable and a plant pathologist who form an old lady detective duo, which just sounds pretty awesome. Since we know that all sequels are great ideas, there’s also a follow-up to my favorite weird Korean movie, Attack the Gas Station 2, which really doesn’t have any reason to exist (but I’m so glad it does). 50s-era Gumby also joins the line-up this week, leading to a definite resurgence in bendable toys and Play-Doh.
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- 13B
- 16-Love
- 1313: Billy the Kid
- 2nd Take
- 5 Star Day
- 58: The Film
- Abohomaan
- Absent
- Accident
- Adult Entertainment: Disrobing an American Idol
- Alien Opponent
- America the Beautiful 2: The Thin Commandments
- American Harmony
- Attack the Gas Station 2
- Baabul
- The Best of WCW: Clash of the Champions (TV)
- Big Brother
- The Big White
- Black Friday
- Black Ops Brothers: Howe & Howe Tech (TV)
- Blood Rain
- Border
- Borderline Murder
- Born and Bred
- Break Ke Baad
- Cash
- Chak Jawana
- Centre Place
- Circus Maximus
- The Coffin
- The Curse of February 29th
- Devil’s Gravestone
- Dholi Taaro Dhol Waage
- Dick: The Devil Dared Me To
- Dil Dosti Etc.
- Do Knot Disturb
- The Dueling Accountant
- Ed’s Up!
- Eik Dasttak
- The Elephant in the Living Room
- FahrenHYPE 9/11
- Far Out Man
- Fat City, New Orleans
- Father vs. Son
- Fathers of the Sport
- Fifty Pills
- Fool for Love
- Gauri: The Unborn
- Ghost
- Go
- Grey Skies
- The Gumby Show (TV)
- The Harimaya Bridge
- HawthoRNe (TV)
- Headhunter: The Assessment Weekend
- Holy Rollers: The True Story of Card Counting Christians
- Hulla
- Hwang Jin Yi
- I’m Not Jesus Mommy
- Is Raat Ki Subah Nahin
- John Lennon: Love is All You Need
- Johnny Gaddaar
- Kal Kissne Dekha
- Karz
- Kenneth Williams: Fantabulosa!
- Khoya Khoya Chand
- Kiara the Brave
- The Lake Effect
- Late Rounders
- The Legend of Hell’s Gate: An American Conspiracy
- Lewis Black: In God We Rust
- Look, Stranger
- Love in Transit
- Lovesongs: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow
- Love Story 2050
- Luck by Chance
- Lump of Sugar
- Make It or Break It (TV)
- Mera Pind
- The Mighty Macs
- Mirch
- My Scary Girl
- A New York Thing
- Occupant
- One Last Chance
- Over the Border
- Paa
- Penny Pinchers
- Perfect Cappuccino
- Phillip the Fossil
- Pinky Dinky Doo (TV)
- Project Makeover
- Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag
- Raw Faith
- Rebus (TV)
- The Recipe
- Refuge
- Reindeerspotting: Escape from Santa Land
- The River Why
- Rock On!!
- Rosemary & Thyme (TV)
- Samaantar
- Sardari Begum
- Satin
- Say Salaam India
- Self-Medicated
- Sex is Zero II
- Shiva
- Shob Charitro Kalponic
- Sikandar
- The Six Degrees of Helter Skelter
- Snow & Ashes
- Stained
- The Striking Truth
- Summer
- Summer 2007
- Surfing Soweto
- Surrogate Valentine
- Taggart (TV)
- Technocalypse: Part 1: Trans-human
- The Tents
- Traveller
- UFO Conspiracy
- Voltron: The Third Dimension (TV)
- Walk a Mile in My Pradas
- The Weird World of Blowfly
- Well Done Abba
- What You Don’t See
- White
- White Fang (TV)
- White Knuckles
- The Woodmans
- WWE: Best of Raw and SmackDown 2011 (TV)
- WWE: You Think You Know Me? The Story of Edge
- WWJD II: The Woodcarver
- Zeitgeist: The Movie
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