Netflix Now: Sailor Naruto Moon Edition

I did not know there was more than one Naruto movie, but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. They all have super ridiculous titles, too. Tell me something with “Guardians of the Crescent Moon Kingdom” isn’t about Sailor Moon and I totally wouldn’t have believed you until today.

Apparently there was a movie called King of the Hill four years before the TV series came out about a little boy who lived in a hotel without his parents during the Great Depression. I’ll bet it gets a lot of hits now that it’s on Netflix, but for none of the reasons the filmmakers were hoping for. Similarly, I imagine that a lot of people are disappointed when they put on The Taste of Others and find a French-language romance instead of a documentary about cannibals.

There’s also a Christian Family Film called Christmas with a Capital C. I understand what they’re going for (the tagline is actually “Putting Christ Back in Christmas”), but…come on, now. Christmas always has a capital C. It is basic grammar. I am disappointed. Unless the movie is actually some combination of Christmas and grammatical lessons, in which case this movie could be very awesome.

Hit the jump for access to the Moon Kingdom!

• 18 to Life (TV)
• 20 Years After
• 80 Meters Below the Summit
• Amazonia Vertical
• Anne of the Thousand Days
• Arctic Extreme: 118 Daysin Captivity of Ice
• Bananas!*
• Bands On the Run
• Best Food Ever (TV)
• Blown Away
• The Boys Are Back
• Cafe Chavalos
• Campus Confidential
• The Car
• The Children’s War
• Chopin: Desire for Love
• Christmas with a Capital C
• Ciao! Manhattan
• Come September
• Creature of Darkness
• Crop Circles: Quest for Truth
• CQ
• Dance Academy (TV)
• Double Dragon
• Dracula: The Vampire & the Voivode
• The Elephant Princess (TV)
• Elvis Has Left the Building
• Everybody’s Famous
• The Evil of Frankenstein
• Forgiven
• Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred
• Gateways to Faerie
• The Glass Shield
• Going Places
• Great Directors
• Hardwired
• The Haunting of #24
• Holyman Undercover
• Hooking Up
• The Human Contract
• The Human Resources Manager
• Imprint
• In Their Sleep
• Innocents
• Jolene
• Killing Ariel
• King of the Hill
• Land Girls (TV)
• Last Request
• Lost Treasure of the Maya
• The Lovers on the Bridge
• Mad Bastards
• Matchmaker Mary
• Mirage
• The Mother of Invention
• Mysterious Mamberano
• Mystery of the Sphinx
• The Naked Man
• Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow
• Naruto the Movie 2: Legend of the Stone Gelel
• Naruto the Movie 3: Guardians of the Crescent Moon Kingdom
• The Nasty Girl
• No Looking Back
• Omo: A Journey to the Primaeval Age
• Pandemic
• The Proposition
• Punching the Clown
• Pururambo
• The Ruth Rendell Mysteries (TV)
• The Secret of Nikola Tesla
• Shadowlands
• Shinjuku Incident
• The Shrine
• The Singing Revolution
• The Sky Crawlers
• Snow White: A Tale of Terror
• Snowglobe
• The Son’s Room
• Spoils of War
• Starz Studios: Puss in Boots / Tower Heist (TV)
• Strange Bedfellows
• The Tailor of Panama
• Tammy Tell Me True
• The Taste of Others
• Teen Spirit
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre: A Family Portrait
• That Funny Feeling
• Triads: The Inside Story
• Twelve Thirty
• Walker
• The War Lord
• What Rats Won’t Do
• Wicked Science (TV)
• The Yellow Handkerchief

_{New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.}