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Netflix Now: State of The Onion Edition

The state of The Onion is strong. My favorite unused Onion headline was something like: “Man Uses Spork as Knife.”

You may now applaud.

Whereas last week’s installment of Netflix Now featured an overwhelming deluge of titles added to Watch Instantly, this week is pretty spare. Some new Futurama stuff is up on it, as well as Colin Trevorrow’s Safety Not Guaranteed, the Korean anthology film Doomsday Book, and Craig Zobel’s Compliance.

Also of note: Jack and Diane, a lesbian love story that has something to do with werewolves; Paul Greengrass’s 9/11 movie United 93; and… You know, that’s mostly it.

Check out what’s new on Netflix Instant after the cut, and also learn more about the world from America’s Finest News Source.

New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.

Weekly Netflix Now Awards

Most Likely to Be Watched First

Futurama

Movie I’ve Been Meaning to See That I’ll Finally See

Safety Not Guaranteed

Honorable mention: Jack & Diane

That’s Plenty of Backyards

3 Backyards

Most Likely to Have Something Airbrushed on the Side

Creep Van

Most Likely to Be Watched Out of Perverse Curiosity

Mona Lisa Smile

Can’t Remember If I Rented This On VHS Ages Ago and Didn’t Like It

Curse of the Puppet Master

Saddest Thing to Watch Alone Tomorrow Night

Biebermania!

Honorable mention: Vampire Diary

Cliff Burton Memorial Award

Kill ’em All

Probably Not as Good as Elvis: That’s the Way It Is

Elvis – Summer of ’56

Best Title

Girl vs. Monster

Honorable mention: Mia and the Migoo

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