Netflix Now: Stripper Murder Edition

This week brings a huge selection, and while a large chunk of it is drivel, there are plenty of legitimately interesting movies in there to make up for the filler content. The kids might enjoy The Borrowers and Stuart Little, and the slightly older kids could go for Big Daddy or Not Another Teen Movie. The rest of us can feast our happy little eyeballs on the likes of The Addams Family, Cruel Intentions, Hannibal, Snatch, Joe Dirt, and Adaptation. There’s also Jack Frost and Eight Crazy Nights if you’re feeling some holiday spirit way too early.

There are also an odd number of stories about real-life murder cases, and a couple of comedies about strippers (played by porn stars) who go somewhere new and have wacky misadventures. Clearly, the two are related, and the vast amount of unsolved murder mysteries are actually the fault of strippers.

Hit the jump for murderous sex workers!

• Adaptation
  
• The Addams Family
• Against the Dark
  
• Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman
• Aftermath
• The Ante
• The Art of War 3: Retribution
• Auction Kings (TV)
  
• The Babysitter
• Back Door Channels: The Price of Peace
• The Base II
• Beethoven’s Big Break
  
• Big Daddy
• Black Crescent Moon
  
• Blood and Bone
  
• Blood & Chocolate
• Born 2 Race
  
• The Borrowers
  
• Brainsmasher: A Love Story
• Brian’s Song
  
• The Caller
• Cemetary Junction
  
• Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle
  
• A Chorus of Disapproval
• Cirkus Columbia
  
• Cold Comfort Farm
  
• Collusion
• The Comic Strip Presents (TV)
• Contaminated Man
• Copying Beethoven
• Coyote County Loser
  
• Cruel Intentions
  
• Crusade of Vengeance
• Danny Roane: First Time Director
  
• The Democratic Terrorist
• Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
  
• Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: A Historical Perspective
• Dracula III: Legacy
  
• Drugstore Cowboy
  
• Dubble
• Eight Crazy Nights
• Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu
  
• Elektra Luxx
  
• The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain
  
• Entropy
• Everybody’s Baby: The Rescue of Jessica McClure
• Fading of the Cries
  
• Faith Like Potatoes
  
• Family Sins
  
• The Fat Boy Chronicles
• Finding Forrester
• Fireproof
• The First Grader
  
• First Shot
  
• Foreign Fields
• Forever Lulu
• Gas-s-s-s
• Goosed
• Griff the Invisible
  
• Hannibal
  
• The Harpist
• Help Me, Help You
• High Anxiety
  
• Hungry Years
• The Hunt for the BTK Killer
• I (Almost) Got Away With It (TV)
  
• If You Only Knew
• Ike: Countdown to D-Day
  
• The Intruder
• Iris Blond
  
• Irresistible
  
• Jack Frost
  
• Janis
• Jesse Stone: Death in Paradise
• Jesse Stone: Night Passage
  
• Jesse Stone: Stone Cold
  
• Joe Dirt
• Kickin’ It (TV)
  
• Last Run
  
• The List
• Malarek
• Martin and Lewis
• Mouse Hunt
• Mr. Nice
  
• Murder in Greenwich
  
• Night Train
• Not Another Teen Movie
• Not the Messiah
  
• Open Season 3
• Outrage
• The People vs. George Lucas
  
• A Perfect Day
  
• The Perfect Husband: The Laci Peterson Story
• PoliWood
  
• Premature Burial
• The President’s Mistress
• Redball
• Reflections
  
• The River Murders
• Rudy Ray Moore Is Rude
• Rust
  
• Sample People
• Sanctuary
  
• Shaded Places
• Shark Night
  
• The Shunning
• Side by Each
• Six: The Mark Unleashed
  
• Smoke ‘n’ Lightnin’
• Snatch
  
• Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror
• Snow Flower and the Secret Fan
  
• St. Trinian’s
• Stolen
  
• Stripper: Natasha Kizmet
• Stuart Little
• Suburban Madness
  
• Sweet Angel Mine
• Swinging with the Finkels
• TEDTalks: Ancient Clues (TV)
• TEDTalks: The Capitalism Paradox (TV)
• TEDTalks: Doctors on the Cusp (TV)
• TEDTalks: Eco Enigmas (TV)
• TEDTalks: For All of Womankind (TV)
• TEDTalks: For Kids (TV)
• TEDTalks: Global Villages (TV)
• TEDTalks: Numbers Speak Louder Than Words (TV)
• TEDTalks: On Life’s Lessons & Confessions (TV)
• TEDTalks: Rad Invention (TV)
• TEDTalks: Rebel Design (TV)
• TEDTalks: Robotic Machinations (TV)
• Tegan & Sara: Get Along
  
• The Thirteenth Floor
  
• The Three Stooges
  
• The Trip
• True North
• A Turtle’s Tale: Sammy’s Adventures
• Two Weeks
  
• Universal Soldier: The Return
  
• Vampire Bats
  
• Welcome to Dopeland
• When Eight Bells Toll
• Woman Wanted
• Yesterday’s Hero

_{New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.}