By I’ve never understood the aversion to subtitles (unless you’re just looking for something to listen to in the background), but I know some people really hate them. Those people are going to have a lot of fun browsing the new stuff on Netflix this week, since none of these movies sound like they’re in another language. I mean, you see Wise Guys Never Die and you figure it’s something to do with the Mafia, but you don’t really think it’s going to be in Cantonese. Same thing with C’est La Vie, Mon Cheri. Oh, movie titles. You so crazy.
We also have some trashy wedding reality shows to watch with the new additions of Bridezillas and My Fair Wedding. If that’s not your favorite, there’s also quite the selection of religious biographies. If Saint Francis: Troubadour of God’s Peace gets you down, you can always follow it up with Kink, a TV show about fetish life. Always a good combination, if I do say so myself (and I do).
- 10 Yards: Fantasy Football
- 2 Become 1
- 49 Days
- Afghan Knights
- All on the Line: Season 1 (TV)
- Animal Face-off (TV)
- The Atlantis Conspiracy
- Battle for Haditha
- Braxton Family Values: Season 1 (TV)
- Bridezillas (TV)
- Bug Me Not
- Burn Notice (TV)
- Caillou (TV)
- C’est La Vie, Mon Cheri
- Cop Unbowed
- Dating a Vampire
- Discworld: Soul Music (TV)
- Doctor Mack
- Dr. Lamb
- Drink Drank Drunk
- Echoes of the Rainbow
- Edward Scissorhands
- Eternal Evil of Asia
- Eye in the Sky
- First Dog
- The Fresh Beat Band
- The Gift of Peace: First Six Chapters of St. Luke’s Gospel
- Giorgio Moroder Presents Metropolis
- Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys (TV)
- Green Snake
- Hooked on You
- Hope Floats
- Hot in Cleveland (TV)
- I Am Waiting For You
- Insidious
- Isabella
- Jingle Bells
- John of the Cross
- Kink (TV)
- Kung Fu Mahjong
- Kung Fu Mahjong 2
- Kung Fu Mahjong 3
- La Lingerie
- The Lady Iron Chef
- The Last Kiss
- Let’s Stay Together (TV)
- Life in a Day
- Love and Mary
- Love in Sampan
- The Luckiest Man
- Maximillian: Saint Auschwitz
- Mayor Cupcake
- Meek’s Cutoff
- My Fair Wedding (TV)
- Never Been Kissed
- New Legend of Shaolin
- O’ Christmas Tree
- Off the Map (TV)
- The Open Door
- Over the Rainbow, Under the Skirt
- The Passion: According to St. Luke
- Perhaps Love
- Puss in Boots: A Furry Tail
- Rabbit Hole
- Red Trousers
- Rich and Famous
- Ride the Divide
- The Rock-Afire Explosion
- Saint Francis: Troubadour of God’s Peace
- Seed of Chucky
- Shamo
- The Siege
- Slim Till Dead
- Super Why! (TV)
- Tai Chi Fist
- The Three Swordsmen
- Tragic Hero
- Treasure Hunt
- The Tree
- Turtle: The Incredible Journey
- Two Weeks in Hell (TV)
- Wait Till You’re Older
- We Wish You a Merry Christmas
- What Women Want
- White Collar (TV)
- Wise Guys Never Die
- Yesterday Once More
New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.