By The Rugrats Movie is on Netflix this week. I went to see that with my friend when we were in the seventh grade, old enough to be in the intended audience but also old enough to realize that we were in the upper limit of the intended audience. A weird old man hit on my friend during the movie, so now I can only associate The Rugrats Movie with pedophiles. Sorry, Rugrats fans. It’s a good thing I don’t analyze Netflix hits.
I keep confusing The Wedding Planner with The Wedding Singer and one has a whole lot less J-Lo. Whatever the feminist intentions of the films, it’s pretty clear which one is the better movie. Well, unless Jennifer Lopez changed a lot in her heyday, and I am horribly uninformed of such personal improvements. Maybe The Wedding Planner is the pinnacle of film, and modern journalists are simply uninformed of her artistic contributions to the world.
Hit the jump for the finest artistic contributions to film in the modern era!
- 1313: Bigfoot Island
- 1313: Hercules Unbound
- 3-Day Weekend
- Agatha Christie’s Poirot (TV)
- Arthur (TV)
- Autopsy
- Back to the Secret Garden
- Backstage
- The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training
- The Bad News Bears Go to Japan
- Barefoot in the Park
- Basic
- The Black Balloon
- Brain Dead
- Captain Abu Raed
- Cheerleader Massacre
- Clockstoppers
- Cold Sweat
- The Crater Lake Monster
- Cyberchase (TV)
- Deathsport
- The Devil’s Double
- DreamWorks Kung Fu Panda Awesome Secrets
- Eat My Dust!
- The Evening Star
- Everybody’s Fine
- Extract
- The Far Pavilions (TV)
- Farewell
- The Flaw
- Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell
- Freddy Frogface
- Full Tilt Boogie
- Galaxy of Terror
- Golf in the Kingdom
- Goon
- He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (TV)
- Hollywood Boulevard
- How to Live Forever
- The Howling Reborn
- Immortals
- The Inbetweeners
- Is It Just Me?
- Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life
- K-19: The Widowmaker
- L’Auberge Espagnole
- Leave it to Beaver
- Let’s Stay Together (TV)
- Make Believe
- Martha Speaks (TV)
- Masterpiece Classic: Upstairs, Downstairs (TV)
- Michael Tilson Thomas: The Thomashefskys
- The Mighty
- The Misfortunates
- Moscow, Belgium
- Murdoch Mysteries (TV)
- My Perestroika
- Norwegian Wood
- Not of This Earth
- One Perfect Day
- Paranormal Incident
- Playing by Heart
- Poldark
- Qaddafi’s Female Bodyguards
- Redwoods
- The Rugrats Movie
- Shattered
- She-Ra (TV)
- Sliders (TV)
- Sorority House Massacre
- Starcrash
- Surviving Crooked Lake
- The Swell Season
- Terror Within
- This is What Love In Action Looks Like
- TNT Jackson
- Touching Evil (TV)
- Transformers: Dark of the Moon
- The Unborn
- Under the Boardwalk: The Monopoly Story
- Unknown Origin
- Urbanized
- Voltron Force (TV)
- We Were Here
- The Wedding Planner
- Wish Me Luck (TV)
- WordGirl (TV)
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