It’s my first shot at one of these (since Hubert is out for a few weeks), so I’ll keep it simple and we can all get back to watching awesome Netflix stuff. Lately I just went and saw all seven seasons of How I Met You Mother, and I’m disturbingly proud of how much I’m contributing to society. How was your New Year?
To get you through your post resolution slump, Netflix Now has some wonderful additions this week. The arguably biggest release is definitely Mission: Impossible- Ghost Protocol, a film that was fantastic because it featured Tom Cruise climbing stuff instead of running from stuff. Then there’s V/H/S which everyone needs to see because its terrifying as ****, The Lorax which spoke for the mediocre, and even Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta. Yup. You know who you are.
The flick I’m most excited for, however, is Butter. Even if Allistair thought it was rife with cliches, I thought the premise sounded adorable. I mean, who doesn’t like butter? Not this guy.
Hit the jump for to see what’s new on Netflix Instant and other assorted, not-butter sculpturey, but still sexy things.
- African Wild
- Angelina Ballerina: Superstar Sisters
- Barney: Let’s Go to the Doctor
- Butter
- Chaplin & Co.
- Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax
- Emotional Atyachar
- Everything or Nothing: the Untold Story of 007
- Feeding Time
- Guns, Girls, and Gambling
- I Shouldn’t Be Alive
- Legends of Valhalla: Thor
- Live Fire
- Maximum Conviction
- Mission: Impossible- Ghost Protocol
- Pawn’s Move
- Pumpkin
- Red Bull BC One – New York 2009
- Red Bull Minor Threat
- Red Bull Rampage- The Evolution 2010
- Red Bull Return to Millen Mountain
- Red Bull Way Back Home
- Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta
- Scary Tales
- Sebastian Maniscalco: What’s Wrong with People
- Secret of the Wings
- Skeleton, Inc.
- Sky Soldier
- Stoked
- Supernatural Activity
- Surviving the Cut
- The Adventures of Mark Twain
- The Little Prince
- V/H/S
- Vigilante Vigilante: The Battle for Expression
- Whore’s Glory
- WWE: CM Punk: Best in the World
- X Game
New additions to Netflix Watch Instantly apply only to readers in the United States. For those in other parts of the world, your choices may vary.
Weekly Netflix Now Awards
Most Likely to be Watched First
Mission: Impossible- Ghost Protocol
Movie I’ve Been Meaning to See That I’ll Finally See
Butter
Most Likely to be Watched Out of Perverse Curiosity
X Game
Wide-Release Movie Made to Be Seen via Netflix Instant
V/H/S
Nick is in, Hubes is Out, So We’ll Watch This Instead of That Smart Stuff
Maximum Conviction
Best Sexy Title for Decidedly Not Sexy Movie
Whore’s Glory
Best Movie Starring A Guy I Know
Legends of Valhalla: Thor
Best Title
Emotional Atyachar
