New Hobbit banners continue tradition of Hobbitness

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Four new banners for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey have recently shown up, each one sufficiently Hobbity and depicting various moments from the book. No surprises here, though I think I prefer the super-long banner for The Hobbit from a little while back.

It’s been a while since I’ve read The Hobbit, but clearly these banners depict the “Riddles in the Dark” chapter in which Bilbo meets Gollum, the “Where are the Cheetos?” chapter in which Bilbo is DM for the night, the “Escalator Broken Now Stairs” chapter (self-explanatory), and, my favorite chapter, “Gandalf Goes Behind the Green Door” in which the wizard seeks the counsel of Marilyn Chambers.

Give these banners a look in the gallery. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey hits theaters on December 14th, and the extended edition will be released in late 2013.

[Via The Film Stage]

Hubert Vigilla
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