New Zealand government declares war on sheep

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After what is estimated to be as much as less than one fatality, New Zealand has responded to the recent seizure of Hobbiton by sheep. Presumably in response to evidence of a nation-wide campaign of sheep versus human terror, the country has been given no choice but to allow Peter Jackson to shoot both Hobbit films in New Zealand despite previous reports, and fully support him militarily when he reclaims his former film set.

After what is estimated to be as much as less than one fatality, New Zealand has responded to the recent seizure of Hobbiton by sheep. Presumably in response to evidence of a nation-wide campaign of sheep versus human terror, the country has been given no choice but to allow Peter Jackson to shoot both Hobbit films in New Zealand despite previous reports, and fully support him militarily when he reclaims his former film set.{{page_break}}

More on this story as it develops.

[Via TheWrap]