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Pet Graveyard trailer’s spookiness is dependent on how much you hate hairless cats

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Pet Graveyard - Trailer

For a film called Pet Graveyard, this movie seems to have suspiciously little to do with a burial place for lost pets. It’s almost like the filmmakers might have added this title solely to sew confusion with a similarly titled movie coming out this April.

Maybe that’s just me being cynical, though (it’s not), and Pet Graveyard isn’t looking to spoil its whole story in a single trailer like Sematary did.

What the trailer does show, however, is more akin to Flatliners than anything else. It uses shoddy and obviously wrong science to follow a group of young adults as they temporarily suffocate at a graveyard (for pets?) in order to meet loved ones before being resurrected. The experiment is a success but comes with unintended consequences when the group is followed by a sinister entity.

It’s a hairless cat. A well-groomed, good looking hairless cat. It certainly doesn’t look like it came out of a grave. It doesn’t even have gnarled ears or a ghastly fog to give the impression of a demonic force. Its eyes just glow red sometimes. A vet could probably fix that.

We’ll see if there’s more in store for us, though, when Pet Graveyard releases on DVD and VOD on April 2, 2019.

Kyle Yadlosky
Kyle Yadlosky only cares about trash. The trippy, bizarre, DIY, and low-budget are his home. He sleeps in dumpsters and eats tinfoil. He also writes horror fiction sometimes.