Review: Jurassic Park 3D

Matthew RazakBy
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Like that picture but the dinosaur is farther away

It’s in 3D! It’s like the Jurassic Park you have at home on DVD or Blu-ray, but with more depth. You also have to wear glasses or else it’s just blurry Jurassic Park.

Also, the dinosaurs win. At the end there’s just a bloody pile of human body parts with the raptors standing over them laugh maniacally. Yea, they learn to open doors and laugh maniacally. 

Matthew Razak
Matthew Razak is the founder and Editor-in-Chief of Flixist. He has worked as a critic for more than a decade, reviewing and talking about movies, TV shows, and videogames. He will talk your ear off about James Bond movies, Doctor Who, Zelda, and Star Trek.

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