By I’m in a bit of a dilemma here. Much like Ron Swanson, I am obsessed with breakfast foods. At the same time, with the recent string of phenomenal performances, I am slightly gay for Ryan Gosling. Luckily for me, these two never intertwined and are completely harmless obsessions by themselves. But when Chicago-based artist Katherine Kalnes did the unthinkable and created a Ryan Gosling pancake that didn’t disrupt the space/time continuum, i was left with one disturbing thought that I haven’t been able to shake:
“I want to f*ck that pancake”
WHO AM I? I mean, I have a girlfriend and I’ve managed to not thrust my peen into inanimate objects this far in my life, yet this perverse thought is all I can think about. I thought I went crazy when I created Hotdogosling, but I was only minimally sexually attracted to it. With Pancake Gosling, however, it’s like I really want to have sexual intercourse with that pancake, maple syrup as lube and all. Something’s wrong with me…just check the gallery as I excuse myself.
[Via The Famous]