Come take a cruise and get your leg sawed off. No, wait, I meant, have fun on a cruise liner and get your eyeballs poked out. No, I’m sure that can’t be right. For all you rabid Saw fans, whom I really don’t understand, now is your chance to party with the C-listers, on a sunny cruise to Canada, no less!
If you liked the crappyness of the Saw franchise, then you should probably sign up for this cruise. That girl who died in the opening and that other guy who got drowned in a box will be there! (That’s right, they’re alive!) I’m sure they will not charge you for any blood splatters left in your room.
See the brochure, or sign up today!
[Via Boca Raton Travel, thanks Adam!]
