Super Bowl TV spot for Fifty Shades of Grey

In preparation for the Fifty Shades film, which I have no idea which one of us is going to review yet, I started reading the book. Boy, is it far more fan fiction-y than I had realized. It’s got some of the worst written sex scenes I’ve seen since the Fabio book cover days. Speaking of sex scenes, according The Hollywood Reporter, Fifty Shades of Grey has at least 20 minutes of sex which makes up one fifth of its 100 minute run time. 

With none of that sex, but all of the promise is the Super Bowl spot. Which kind of seemed like the worst time to debut it, actually. I wonder what the crossover of that demographic is. Fifty Shades of Grey opens February 13th.