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Review: The Secret Life of Pets 2

The first The Secret Life of Pets was a big hit, not only because it functioned as a children's movie but because it had lots of fluffy animals that could be turned into toys and then bought by children. You have to keep the momentum g...

 
 
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See Uglydolls early and free

I think Uglydolls are thing with the kids these days? I don't know. I've seen them at places possibly. A blur in my eye. The kids are the kids, I try not to interfere in their Fortnite and their Nintendos as I sit on my lawn and shake my ca...

 
 
 
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Double Dare is coming back to dare us a double time

If you were a kid growing up in the 80s and 90s then you know that the greatest game show to ever grace television was Double Dare, a show whose entire concept was based around coating people in disgusting substances. Sadly, at some point ...

 
 
 
 
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See Alvin and the Chipmunks early and free

Look, I've got these free passes to Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip here and you can have them if you want. You just have to click on the link below. Maybe you think your kids will enjoy the film or something. They've got very l...

 
 
 




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One Cut of the Dead"Heart-felt brain munching"

 

IT Chapter Two"But are there vomiting turtles?"

 

Satanic Panic"Always tip your drivers"

 

The Peanut Butter Falcon"Who doesn't like Mark Twain?"

 

Artik"The evils of murder and whiskey"

 

Clownado"Cyclownin' around"

 

Ready or Not"Let's play a game"

 

Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus"PHASE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

 

The Amazing Johnathan Documentary"The man, the meth, the legerdemain"

 

Where'd You Go, Bernadette"Eh, she'll come back eventually"

 

Good Boys"Kissing party"

 

Driven"John DeLorean's shattered dream "

 

Long Gone By"Moral conundrum with ice cream "

 

Millennium Actress"A classic revived"

 

The Art of Racing in the Rain"No paws, all wheels"

 

The Kitchen"Half-cooked"

 

Dora and the Lost City of Gold"Can you say "mediocre?""

 

The Nightingale"Heed the black bird's call"

 

The VelociPastor"Not to be confused with The TriceraCops"

 

Nekrotronic"Pokemon GHOST"

 

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (Season 3)"Space is warped and time is bendable"

 

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 6 Episodes 12-13 - "The..."No one in this show is allowed to be happy"

 

Fast &Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw"Enough fist bumps to put you into a bro coma"