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Review: The Secret Life of Pets 2

The first The Secret Life of Pets was a big hit, not only because it functioned as a children's movie but because it had lots of fluffy animals that could be turned into toys and then bought by children. You have to keep the momentum g...

 
 
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See Uglydolls early and free

I think Uglydolls are thing with the kids these days? I don't know. I've seen them at places possibly. A blur in my eye. The kids are the kids, I try not to interfere in their Fortnite and their Nintendos as I sit on my lawn and shake my ca...

 
 
 
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Double Dare is coming back to dare us a double time

If you were a kid growing up in the 80s and 90s then you know that the greatest game show to ever grace television was Double Dare, a show whose entire concept was based around coating people in disgusting substances. Sadly, at some point ...

 
 
 
 
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See Alvin and the Chipmunks early and free

Look, I've got these free passes to Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip here and you can have them if you want. You just have to click on the link below. Maybe you think your kids will enjoy the film or something. They've got very l...

 
 
 




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Toy Story 4"An existential nightmare (for kids!)"

 

Jessica Jones Season 3"What is your truth?"

 

Men in Black: "Oh, they have crap overseas too!"

 

The Dead Don't Die"Shambling wreck or full of brains?"

 

Shaft"Shut cho mouth!"

 

Diamantino"Ignorance is bliss"

 

The Fall of the American Empire"Big ideas, bad ideas, muddled ideas"

 

The Secret Life of Pets 2"A move with the attention spa... SQUIRREL!"

 

Dark Phoenix"Rising from ashes or better off soot?"

 

The Last Black Man in San Francisco"An ode to a home slipping out of grasp"

 

Changeland"Seth Green goes to Thailand"

 

Rocketman"I'm still standing"

 

Godzilla: King of the Monsters"Call me when they add Jet Jaguar"

 

The Cleaning Lady"Expect the expected"

 

Rondo"A little blood never hurts"

 

Free Trip To Egypt"Not a ploy to sell you into sex slavery"

 

Domino"Line 'em up"

 

The Perfection"A blood and vomit duet"

 

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 6 Episode 3 - "Fear and Loathing..."A weird space comedy you didn't know you wanted"

 

Aladdin"Touch nothing but the lamp!"

 

Brightburn"What if Superman was evil, but also boring?"

 

Made in Abyss: Wandering Twilight"May your journey overflow with curses and blessings"