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See Shaft early and free

It would be lazy of me to just put the lyrics to the Shaft song in here and then the link, right? Fine, I'll say some words or whatever. They've made yet another Shaft movie, and I'm not even sure what the hell they're thinking with th...

 
 
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See 5B early and free

5B seems like a very interesting documentary. It's about the nurses who first cared for AIDS patients in the 80s when the epidemic was its height. That's a big, brave thing to do considering the misinformation that abounded about the d...

 
 
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See the Dead Don't Die early and free

Jim Jarmusch is a director that basically does whatever the hell he wants and turns it into magic. Evidently, the next thing he wanted to do was make a zombie movie with a bunch of famous people. So he did. And now it's something we can wat...

 
 
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See Late Night early and free

We've already been shouting from the cinematic hilltops about how good Late Night is but we figured we'd give you a chance to see for yourself with some passes to a special screening of the film. The comedy, which stars Mindy Kaling an...

 
 
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See Godzilla: King of the Monsters early and free

I would not have guessed that as the MCU comes to a close the cinematic universe I am most excited to dive into would be the Godzilla/King Kong one, but here we are. After years of trying to make Godzilla work as a Western blockbuster they'...

 
 
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See Booksmart early and free

We got to check out Booksmart hella early at SXSW and pretty much loved it. The film is smart and interesting and basically a new take on Superbad. Can't get much more of a recommendation than that, but if you don't trust us for some r...

 
 
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See The Hustle early and free

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is comedy royalty. Still one of the funniest movies you can ever watch, a remake/reboot is a risky ask. The Hustle is going for it, and I'm hoping it can live up to its predecessor. It's a bit of a strange ...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Arrow Video's Scared Stiff

Attention '80s kids: Enter our contest for a Blu-ray copy of Arrow Video's Scared Stiff! I probably don't need to tell you why I love '80s horror, but I will anyway -- long story short, it's the practical effects. Computer-generated st...

 
 
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See Uglydolls early and free

I think Uglydolls are thing with the kids these days? I don't know. I've seen them at places possibly. A blur in my eye. The kids are the kids, I try not to interfere in their Fortnite and their Nintendos as I sit on my lawn and shake my ca...

 
 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Glass

Get into today's contest to win a free Blu-ray copy of Glass! M. Knight Shyamalan's films have always been pretty divisive. That one about nature attacking Mark Wahlberg is pretty blech, but like most people I like The Sixth Sense. Mos...

 
 
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See the Curse of La Llorona early and free

Cheap and quick horror is on the rise for studios as Blumhouse is paving a way to be profitable without even trying, and New Line is right behind them with their slew of Conjuring spin-offs. The Curse of La Llorona isn't one of th...

 
 
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See The Long Shot early and free

Have you been in the mood for an actually good romantic comedy? Well, since we got to check out Long Shot at SXSW I can indeed tell you that it's actually good. It's both surprisingly touching and thoughtful. You don't have to take our...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Arrow Video's Terra Formars

Don't bug out with today's contest for a Blu-ray copy of Arrow Video's Terra Formars. You guys know me well enough to know I don't know shit about anime, or manga, or any of that stuff. It's just not my bag. That said, I do like batshi...

 
 
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See Breakthrough early and free

Breakthrough is a movie I hadn't heard of until we got these tickets to give away. From what I can tell from the poster I glanced at it involves breaking through some ice. It's got a decent cast and a whole bunch of faith-inducing...

 
 
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See Pet Sematary early and free

I think, instead of diving deep into the remake of Pet Semetary here, I'll just talk about how damn creepy the original is and all thanks to Miko Hughes is as a child actor. I don't even remember that many details about the original, b...

 
 
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See Best of Enemies early and free

Not going to lie on this one, I haven't even watched the trailer for Best of Enemies. I know, bad film writer person, but sometimes things slide past me and I'm listening to Weezer right now and don't want to pause it so... here we are. Hon...

 
 
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See Shazam! early and free

Want to see Shazam! before anyone... no, wait. They did that super early screening thing. Plus, our review is already up. Still, not that many people saw it then so do you want to see Shazam! before most other people and for free?...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Mary Poppins Returns

Bring back the magic with today's contest for a Blu-ray copy of Disney's Mary Poppins Returns! For once, we're going to do a movie giveaway that isn't some weird, gross horror movie! Isn't that weird? It feels weird. I feel weird....

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of The Greasy Strangler

Enter our contest for a Blu-ray copy of The Greasy Strangler. I don't have many words for this one, so just play along with me, here. I've got a Blu-ray copy of The Greasy Strangler. Why? I don't know. I'm just plain broken, I gue...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Ralph Breaks the Internet

Help fix the internet with our contest for a Blu-ray copy of Ralph Breaks the Internet. I'm 32, but I'll admit it: I still like Disney movies. I don't care who knows it. Aladdin is one of my favorites, and The Princess a...

 
 
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See Fighting With My Family early and free

We all love Dwayne Johnson. Even the people who pretend not to like Dwayne Johnson secretly have shrines constructed to him in their houses. The world loves him. This is just a scientific fact. He's in Fighting With My Family, a movie based...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Arrow Video's Audition

You've got the part in today's contest for a Blu-ray copy of Arrow Video's release of Audition. I don't feel like Takashi Miike or any of his films really need a whole lot of words to describe them. If you've seen them, you know what's...

 
 
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See Everybody Knows early and free

Director Asghar Farhadi is really good. Both A Separation and The Salesman are some of the best films you can see so we're pretty sure that Everybody Knows will be really good too. I mean look at the stars! We like for you to...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Double Dragon

Just shut up and enter this contest to win a Blu-ray copy of Double Dragon. I'M WRITING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I HAVE LEGITIMATELY BEEN WAITING MONTHS FOR THIS CONTEST. SERIOUSLY, I'VE BEEN COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS. I'll cool it with the ca...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Arrow Video's Waterworld

No eating 30 minutes before entering our contest for Waterworld on Blu-ray. For most of us in the northern hemisphere, it's winter. In a lot of places, it's been a pretty damned cold one, at that. Wouldn't you just like to be tran...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Halloween

Grab your Shatner masks for this contest, and win a Blu-ray copy of 2018's Halloween! Why all the Halloween-themed stuff in January? Because I can, that's why. I abide by no law, and answer to no holiday-based authorities! To celebrate...

 
 
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See The Upside early and free

Ready to feel good in the new year? How about a little bit of those comedies where two people with different backgrounds learn important life lessons by bonding with each other? Sure, The Upside looks about as original as an over-used ...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of The Predator

Don't be an alien to our contests: Win a Blu-ray copy of Shane Black's The Predator. Not gonna lie here -- the Predator series is a personal favorite of mine. The original is obviously a classic; the second one is blissfully ...

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Arrow Video's Bloody Birthday

You'll have a happy birthday with this contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Arrow Video's Bloody Birthday. It's new release Tuesday, which means we're continuing our streak of giving away great Blu-rays from our friends at MVD Entertainment....

 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of cult horror classic Maniac

You'll lose your mind over this contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Maniac: Limited Edition! It's new release Tuesday, which means we're continuing our streak of giving away great Blu-rays from our friends at MVD Entertainment. Today's rele...

 
 
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Contest: Win a copy of The Limit, Robert Rodriguez's VR film

Get into the action with this contest: Win a copy of Robert Rodriguez's The Limit. Did you know they started making movies in VR? I had no idea. It's kind of cool, and also a little intimidating. What if everything goes to VR, and the ...

 
 
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See Vice early and free

Vice is definitely one of the best movies of the year. It's both darkly comical (in that you can only laugh at how depressing it is), and wonderfully made. Christian Bale's Dick Cheney has to be seen to be believed, and the r...

 
 
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See Mary Queen of Scots early and free

The film world is abuzz with Margot Robbie's turn as Queen Elizabeth in Mary Queen of Scots, and now you can be too before anyone else. We're giving away passes to see the film and all you need to do is click a link. If you're down with his...

 
 
 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Van Damme's Lionheart

Get your kicks with this contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of Lionheart. It's new release Tuesday, which means we're continuing our streak of giving away great Blu-rays from our friends at MVD Entertainment. Today's release isn't exactly new...

 
 
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Contest: Win this sold out Suspiria poster from Mondo

This contest is a bit out there: Win a Suspiria poster from Mondo! My favorite kinds of giveaways are the ones where we get our greasy hands on something that you can't even buy anymore. Limited edition stuff, exclusives, things n...

 
 
 
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Contest: Win a Blu-ray copy of The Unnameable

If you think I'm going to stop running contests, then you must not know my name. Win a Blu-ray copy of The Unnamable. Our friends over at MVD Entertainment Group started sending us movies. But then, they didn't stop. The terror! I have...

 
 




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The Third Wife"Fate has the upper hand."

 

Toy Story 4"An existential nightmare (for kids!)"

 

Jessica Jones Season 3"What is your truth?"

 

Men in Black: "Oh, they have crap overseas too!"

 

The Dead Don't Die"Shambling wreck or full of brains?"

 

Shaft"Shut cho mouth!"

 

Diamantino"Ignorance is bliss"

 

The Fall of the American Empire"Big ideas, bad ideas, muddled ideas"

 

The Secret Life of Pets 2"A move with the attention spa... SQUIRREL!"

 

Dark Phoenix"Rising from ashes or better off soot?"

 

The Last Black Man in San Francisco"An ode to a home slipping out of grasp"

 

Changeland"Seth Green goes to Thailand"

 

Rocketman"I'm still standing"

 

Godzilla: King of the Monsters"Call me when they add Jet Jaguar"

 

The Cleaning Lady"Expect the expected"

 

Rondo"A little blood never hurts"

 

Free Trip To Egypt"Not a ploy to sell you into sex slavery"

 

Domino"Line 'em up"

 

The Perfection"A blood and vomit duet"

 

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 6 Episode 3 - "Fear and Loathing..."A weird space comedy you didn't know you wanted"

 

Aladdin"Touch nothing but the lamp!"

 
 
 
 
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