Box Office Numbers: Champagne Baths
When I become famous for doing nothing, I think all I would do is bathe in champagne. Actually, that’s a damned lie; I ...
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Box Office Numbers: Tepid Bodies
Warm Bodies topped the box office this past weekend by more than doubling the runner-up Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters‘ sales. Unfortunately, while the ...
Box Office Numbers: …really?!
An… “interesting” retelling of Hansel and Gretel starring Famke Janssen, Jeremy Renner, and Gemma Arterton topped the box office this weekend. How about ...
Box Office Numbers: Schwarzenegger’s Last (Place) Stand
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s return to a lead role in this weekend’s The Last Stand didn’t make a lot of money. While it barely placed in ...
Box Office Numbers: Dulce de Leche Milkshake (CON BACON!)
There’s a taco place in a ~hip~ neighborhood here in Chicago that serves dulce de leche milkshakes, which are in my Top Five ...
Box Office Numbers: Birthday Piñata
This week is my friend’s birthday, and I offered to get her a piñata to celebrate. Piñatas are the greatest gift/party idea to ...
Box Office Numbers: Horchatalate
For weeks, I’ve tossed around the idea of chocolate horchata and whether or not it would taste as good as it sounds. Last ...
Box Office Numbers: Jack Reacher can’t reach (around) top
The Jack Reacher/reach-around joke will never get old. When I die, I hope there’s a reach around pun on my tombstone, complete with ...
Box Office Numbers: The Hobbit hobbles to the top spot
Are you guys ready for a shocker? I’m not really into Lord of the Rings. I saw one of the films, but I ...
Box Office Numbers: Skyfall? More like Skyrise
Skyfall stole the top spot this weekend from the grasps of the vampire-filled Twlight IV: The Return of Twilight, Jr: Part 2. It’s ...
Box Office Numbers: Brad’s Pit
Killing Them Softly debuted this weekend to an alarmingly low $7m. While that’s just south of the film’s projected budget, it’s still a disappointing ...
Box Office Numbers: Mo Money, Mo Problems
The top three films from this weekend, which mirror last weekend’s sales, made more than a combined $100m at the box office. Knowing ...