Trailer: Rock of Ages
I love musicals, and I could only make it to intermission during the stage production Rock of Ages. The plot had the same ...
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Three Stooges posters highlight Stooges hobbies
Two new Three Stooges posters have surfaced and I can confirm that they are … posters. The posters highlight The Stooges taking part ...
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Trailer: The Host
It looks like Stephanie Meyer was tired of writing Twilight and wanted to try something new. By “try something new,” I mean “combine ...
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Trailer: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
I have braved the 49 second teaser trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 (or rather, TWSBDP2) to present to you these ...
Teenagers want text-friendly theatres; World weeps
Over at The Hollywood Reporter, a poll was recently gathered which showed the proof of humanity’s decline. Turns out, these sack of sh*t Millennials ...
Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer to be adapted with extra stupid
Winner of stupidest idea of the week – but not the month because of this and this, or the year because of this ...
Home Alone 5: Alone in the Dark (sadly not a joke)
There will be a fifth Home Alone movie subtitled “Alone in the Dark.” And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and ...
Jurassic Park coming at you in 3D next year
Because of reasons, Jurassic Park will be re-released next year in eye-popping 3D. I mean, we were all clamoring and frothing at the mouth ...
D-Box move-o-rama movie seats debut in the UK
William Castle was a gimmick prophet. D-Box movie theater seats (aka Percepto Vista) have debuted in the UK. If you’re not familiar with ...
Gnomeo and Juliet sequel is a thing, is brilliantly named
Now I haven’t seen Gnomeo & Juliet (due to an unsettling fear of being bitten at the ankles), but even without my patronage the ...
Universal revives the Ouija board movie for 2013
Man, some days you just can’t win. Universal has picked back up the long in-development movie based around a goddamned magical Ouija board ...
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Trailer: That’s My Boy
You know what’s great? When celebrities let their careers slide gently into the background, enjoying a quiet life after their enormous success. You ...