Dictator (Sacha Baron Cohen) attacks The Academy
And so continues the peculiar hullabaloo over The Academy’s semi-ban on Sacha Baron Cohen for this weekend’s Oscar ceremony. Today Cohen released the ...
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Dictator (Sacha Baron Cohen) ousted by The Academy
Sacha Baron Cohen wanted to show up to The Oscars dressed as General Aladeen, the character from his new film The Dictator. He ...
Ultimate Dog Tease to be made into full-length “comedy”
You know that one guy that’s all like, “I’m going to put my videos on YouTube and make a million dollars!” and you ...
George Lucas: Han Solo never shot first, war is peace
Looks like the old Han shot first/Greedo shot first thing is being trudged up again, but this time by George Lucas. In an ...
Rejoice for Titanic 3D shall grace us two days earlier
On this day, the heavens opened up upon mankind and finally heard our prayers. Often heretics condemn the higher powers that be for ...
Adam Sandler is adapting Candyland, plotting my suicide
That’s the only logical explanation at this point. Adam Sandler, upset after not getting the kind of weighty dramatic roles he thought Punch ...
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace “Kids Featurette”
When they ask about me, you tell the police that this constitutes my suicide note.
The “Ferris Bueller” Honda ad is Sloane-less, very sad
Rather than just adding in my comments to this, I’m going to share with you the comments the other Flixist editors had after ...
Ferris Bueller 2 is really a Super Bowl ad for Honda
Remember yesterday when we got your hopes up with a potential teaser for Ferris Bueller 2: The Secret of the Ooze? Well, it’s ...
Chuck Norris lames Expendables 2
Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked any chance of a career revival square in the face with the news that he’s an utter, utter ...
Trailer: Resident Evil: Retribution 3D
This trailer is mostly an ad for Sony products. F**k everything about this franchise.
George Lucas claims he’s retiring from blockbusters
In a recent profile on George Lucas and Red Tails, the filmmaker told The New York Times that the WWII movie will be ...