Review: Mermaid’s Song
I will be very honest and say I only decided to review Mermaid’s Song because it meant I could see it for free. I had ...
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Review: Assassination Nation
I’m not going to lie about Assassination Nation. The content in this movie is, frankly, uncomfortable to sit through. The movie begins by showing ...
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Review: The House with the Clock in Its Walls
You know what a lot of kids movies lack these days (I ask while waving my cane in the air at a cloud)? ...
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Review: Peppermint
Peppermint looked so good on paper. The director of Taken returning to the revenge genre with Jennifer Garner doing her best Linda Hamilton and telling a ...
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Review: Slender Man
Slender Man hasn’t been relevant in internet culture for years. Remember how back in 2012 Slender Man was all of the rage? Youtubers were going ...
Review: The Meg
What makes a good bad movie? It’s a question I’ve been pondering over the years as I sit through more and more bad ...
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Review: Christopher Robin
Winnie-the-Pooh is a character that I was afraid to admit I liked. I’m not ashamed to say that I love to watch Disney ...
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Review: Rock Rubber 45s
“Entrepreneur” only begins to describe the life and career of Robert “Bobbito” Garcia. At 50 years old, he’s experienced stints at jobs that ...
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Review: Teen Titans GO! to the Movies
What I’m about to say may seem hypocritical. About two months ago, I came to the defence of modern cartoons not just because of their ...
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Review: Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
The original Mamma Mia, based off the theatrical musical of the same name, was an absolute blast. Cram packed full of stars, fantastic ...
Letting Shakespeare write The Last Jedi makes it a better story
I don’t think I’m rustling any feathers when I say that The Last Jedi was a film that divided the Star Wars fanbase. Whether you love it ...
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Review: Siberia
Generally speaking, films involving diamonds, gangsters, and infidelity that culminate in a gunfight tend to lean towards the exciting. Normally Keanu Reeves in ...