We just got a press release from the Emoji Movie celebrating World Emoji Day
This is it. This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a poop emoji and a low quality image ...
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Opening of Brooklyn Alamo Drafthouse delayed indefinitely, there’s something in my eye
Aww man, what a bummer. As you may recall, Brooklyn was set to have its own Alamo Drafthouse this summer, which would have ...
Update: AMC to consider allowing texting in theaters
Maybe I’m going to sound like some sort of grump old man here, but damn these kids and their cell phones! Unable to ...
NYC: Upper West Side Alamo Drafthouse ain’t happening
Good news for New Yorkers who like bad news: plans for a proposed Alamo Drafthouse in the Upper West Side have been scrapped. ...
Nolan’s Interstellar last 70mm film IMAX release?
While this appears to be a rumor at first, there is some fairly substantial evidence behind this. According to NolanFans, Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar ...
New Dungeons & Dragons movie
Warner Bros. is set to develop a feature film franchise revolving around the fantasy role-playing tabletop game, Dungeons & Dragons. And before you ...
Snaps of Megan Fox as April O’Neil released
Sigh. Michael Bay’s ruin-everything-crusade is now landing into the TMNT universe with a thudding smash of expected disappointment. These sentences can barely contain ...
Trailers
Trailer: Grown Ups 2
Adam Sandler’s new self-torture porn extravaganza shows itself off in a new HILARIOUS COMEDY FUN FUN trailer for Grown Ups 2, sequel to ...
Mendes will not direct the next Bond
Prepare to have your day/week/year/life ruined. Sam Mendes has told Empire that he will not be returning to the Bond franchise. The director ...
WB interested in Casablanca 2, incites global facepalming
A long-standing joke about creatively soulless Hollywood executives has a young buck standing up and proposing a sequel to the 1942 Humphrey Bogart/Ingrid ...
Kevin Feige confirms no Hulk films until after Avengers 2
So unfortunately with every Thanostastic piece of Marvel movie news, there’s some bad news to follow. One of my favorite Marvel film characters ...
Trailers
Trailer: A Christmas Story 2
Here’s a trailer for the razzafrackin’ direct-to-video sequel to A Christmas Story. Looks like Santa Claus has left a steaming Blitzen-sized deuce in ...