John Carpenter is fighting with neo-Nazis over the message of They Live
They Live is one of John Carpenter’s indisputable masterpieces. Part satire and part ass-kicker, the film is all about the horrors of capitalism, ...
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Reviews
Review: The Forest
I’ve written before about how wimpy I am at horror movies. I don’t know that I’m “scared” easily, but I’m exceedingly jumpy. A ...
Pez is getting a movie for some reason
SERIOUSLY WHO IS DOING THIS TO US? F**king Smarties would’ve made a better movie than this. Or Fruit Stripe. Or Runts. Or basically ...
Tom Holland cast as Peter Parker for Marvel’s Spider-Man reboot
I liked The Amazing Spider-Man and its sequel a lot. I was hyped for the Venom and Sinister Six films Sony was talking ...
Reviews
Review: The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)
I did not care for the first Human Centipede. It was a generic torture porn with a couple gimmicks in the centipede itself ...
Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles might look super ugly
I’m not the hugest fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but I understand the very thought of Michael Bay going through a ...
Trailers
First teaser trailer for A Haunted House 2…exists
I finally saw the first A Haunted House on Netflix a few months ago with some cool buddies of mine. We all walked ...
Trailers
First trailer for Best Night Ever is not the best ever
Best Night Ever seeks to parody the likes of party films such as Spring Breakers and every bacholerette party movie ever. What Best ...