He’s a tried and true cliché in cinema. He’s the ultimate hardass, a man who won’t ever let up on you, but a man who’d always go to bat for you. From Lethal Weapon to Robocop to the ultimate Angry Police Captain in Last Action Hero, he’s in nine out of ten cop dramas. You know him, you love him (or love to hate him), he is the Angry Police Captain.
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He's a tried and true cliché in cinema. He's the ultimate hardass, a man who won't ever let up on you, but a man who'd always go to bat for you. From Lethal Weapon to Robocop to the ultimate Angry Police Captain in Last Action Hero, he's in nine out of ten cop dramas. You know him, you love him (or love to hate him), he is the Angry Police Captain.
Now, theangrypolicecaptain.com has the ultimate collection of Angry Police Captain witticisms, all being yelled at you, the reader. Just keep clicking. I can't stop.
Thank you, internet, my work productivity has been severely limited. Just don't tell the Angry Police Captain. Check out some prime cuts after the jump.
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The Angry Police Captain could have made Chief if it weren't for the fatcats in City Hall.
The Angry Police Captain just keeps chewing on that toothpick and staring at you.
The Angry Police Captain doesn't like smart-asses.
The Angry Police Captain thinks that's the craziest thing he's ever heard.
The Angry Police Captain takes it black with three sugars.
The Angry Police Captain would fire you, if he and your dad hadn't been rookies together.
The Angry Police Captain's ulcer is killing him.
The Angry Police Captain reminds you that crime doesn't take a break.
The Angry Police Captain wouldn't be quite so cavalier if he were you.
The Angry Police Captain wonders what your mother would think if she could see you like this.
The Angry Police Captain just threw a paperweight at you.
The Angry Police Captain once shot a kid. He had a ray-gun or something, it looked real enough.
And my personal favorite…
The Angry Police Captain is allowed to call Robocop "Murphy." No one else is. Maybe Lewis.
What's your favorite APC quote? Let me know in the comments.
