Jeez, you’d think Ron Howard could at least have given his brother Clint Howard a role as a demon in Angels & Demons. Apparently he’s desperate enough to star in not one of Uwe Boll’s new movies, but also Bloodrayne: The Third Reich. No, you’re not the only one who’s baffled to find out that he’s made three more Bloodrayne movies than was necessary.
Lindsay Hollister is her usual Nip/Tuck self, and playing the 2,000 pound part of the angry fat woman set out to get revenge on the world, or maybe just on whoever is the least walking distance from her. Except this time she’s killing Nazis. And she’s a fat super hero? Also, why are we still capitalizing the word Nazi? I don’t know, Uwe Boll always makes me ask questions I don’t want answers for.
In Uwe’s defense, if Tarantino’s name was attached to this most people would be drooling, so let’s just wait and see how things turn out and hope that Blubberella doesn’t eat the elephant in the room while we wait to cast ridicule and judgment on Uwe Boll. At least it won’t be shown in 3D. I hope.
Jeez, you'd think Ron Howard could at least have given his brother Clint Howard a role as a demon in Angels & Demons. Apparently he's desperate enough to star in not one of Uwe Boll's new movies, but also Bloodrayne: The Third Reich. No, you're not the only one who's baffled to find out that he's made three more Bloodrayne movies than was necessary.
Lindsay Hollister is her usual Nip/Tuck self, and playing the 2,000 pound part of the angry fat woman set out to get revenge on the world, or maybe just on whoever is the least walking distance from her. Except this time she's killing Nazis. And she's a fat super hero? Also, why are we still capitalizing the word Nazi? I don't know, Uwe Boll always makes me ask questions I don't want answers for.
In Uwe's defense, if Tarantino's name was attached to this most people would be drooling, so let's just wait and see how things turn out and hope that Blubberella doesn't eat the elephant in the room while we wait to cast ridicule and judgment on Uwe Boll. At least it won't be shown in 3D. I hope.
