By Starring Vin Diesel, The Rock, Speed Racer, Ricky Bobby, some smoking hot chick, and that douchebag you went to high school with, this summer you can expect to . . . whoa, sorry to spoil 2018 with a Hollywood prophecy for when they completely run out of racing movie ideas.
Drive Angry is as simple as Nicolas Cage returning from Hell to kill the people who killed his lover before they also kill his son. Why it takes 3 days for a cult to sacrifice a baby, why the devil is cool with people taking vacations from Hell, and why Amber Heard is in this movie are all questions I don’t really care to know the answers to. I’m sure I won’t be the only one who will only give this movie attention the day after it releases by simply Google searching “Amber Heard nude” and then forgetting this film ever existed.
However, I do look forward to the Lindsay Lohan sequel, Drive Drunk 3D. The 3D stands for the 3 days she’ll spend in jail for her long list of crimes.
Starring Vin Diesel, The Rock, Speed Racer, Ricky Bobby, some smoking hot chick, and that douchebag you went to high school with, this summer you can expect to . . . whoa, sorry to spoil 2018 with a Hollywood prophecy for when they completely run out of racing movie ideas.
Drive Angry is as simple as Nicolas Cage returning from Hell to kill the people who killed his lover before they also kill his son. Why it takes 3 days for a cult to sacrifice a baby, why the devil is cool with people taking vacations from Hell, and why Amber Heard is in this movie are all questions I don't really care to know the answers to. I'm sure I won't be the only one who will only give this movie attention the day after it releases by simply Google searching "Amber Heard nude" and then forgetting this film ever existed.
However, I do look forward to the Lindsay Lohan sequel, Drive Drunk 3D. The 3D stands for the 3 days she'll spend in jail for her long list of crimes.