I hope you like massive chaffing, for you are about to masturbate with the fury of 1000 suns due to the red band trailer for Magic Mike. Let us collectively pleasure ourselves as we press that play button and reconvene after we’ve reached…climax.
Wait a minute … that was it? THERE’S NOT ONE DICK IN THIS TRAILER!
Well, except for Matthew McConaughey *rimshot*
[via Digital Spy]
