Here’s the trailer for the not subtle not secret not sequel to Cars 2, Disney’s Planes. I have to write the title as Disney’s Planes each time to remind myself that Pixar wanted nothing to do with Disney’s Planes. Like the first trailer, there’s nothing to call home about but it just might be harmless enough to park your kid in front of. Maybe I can ignore this as a harmless cash in?
Oh who am I kidding? There’s a Mexican plane character named Chupacabra! I hope this crashes and burns so it doesn’t get a franchise. But it’ll get one anyway because Disney plus famous voices (does Dane Cook still count as a famous voice?) plus toy money equals sequels. Disney’s Planes flies into theaters for some reason August 9th.
